The Andy Borowitz Report

Wrong People Arrested on Wall Street Goldman Boss: “Thought They Were Finally Coming for Us” NEW YORK () – Millions of Americans cheered the news on Friday that arrests had finally been made on Wall Street, but were soon disappointed to learn that the wrong people had been taken into custody. “I was like, finally … Read more

Come Out! Come Out! Come Out of the Broom Closet!

Because I am very public about my practice of Witchcraft, people frequently ask me where they can find a coven, a grove, a circle, or other group with whom to study, worship and practice magic. It’s not always easy. In America (at least until the next election), we no longer condemn Craft practitioners to capital … Read more

Not Wordless Wednesday – Because It’s Time For Honest Talk

On Wednesdays, as you know, I usually take a break from discussion and so on, instead often offering a quiet view of the natural wonders and beauty in our world. But that beauty is besieged and decisions are being made at breakneck speed that threaten the very existence of some of those pretty subjects. In … Read more